Art is hard and you never cease to learn something new everyday. There is no artist that hasnt encountered a wall, dont turn around, climb it. Believe you can.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
Oh my sweet summer child…
I could never be an astronaut, like they need to be so smart and have so much discipline, I would just float around screaming and laughing playing with food floating everywhere
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
1. I would give truly astounding amounts of money for a story about Shakespeare in the modern age as like, the head writer for a popular TV show (as that’s pretty much the closest equivalent to what he was) who’s constantly getting in trouble over his raunchy social media accounts.
2. “Exit, pursued by a doge” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been laughing for like the last ten minutes.
#sometimes I think about how Shakespeare would react to seeing how his work is considered now #and once he got over the initial shock #how he would probably wet himself laughing over how seriously people take his plays #’oh god they teach these in SCHOOLS? to CHILDREN??’ #’*wheezing laughter*’ (via hungrylikethewolfie)
LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST
NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt
THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS
hes showing this post to all his classes now
tell your chem teacher to change his theme
white ppl are literally racist until proven otherwise, you can’t trust them. and this isn’t “being mean” or “generalizing” it’s a defense mechanism honestly
You’ve gotta work to unlearn systems of oppression you don’t personally experience, just like all men have to actively unlearn sexist behaviors they’re used to being rewarded for. This isn’t something to be offended by, it’s just something to work on.